Bio

I have had the great pleasure of both directing and performing with several of my comedic heroes... I have spent a total of 35 minutes total with my pants down on stage at the Improv Olympic West on Hollywood Blvd. (3 different stage shows) Took a punch from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (and only lost 3 teeth!) I caught a sailfish off the coast on Cancun and totally mounted it on my wall... I've turned many of my childhood dreams into reality... Specialties: Genius Level Intellect, Funniest Man alive today, Short AND Stout, I can seem like an expert on anything (even things I have no idea about at all), Your parents will love me, I am possibly telepathic (but I am not sure), I can speak to animals (humans too!), I am immune to all forms of illness (but I am allergic to nuts), I am basically superhuman, I have almost reached the final level of enlightenment... The one where you realize that no matter how hard you try, you can't win at Tetris